GOOD: Sixers Extend Brett Brown's Contract, BAD: Ben Simmons Is Dating Kendell Jenner

See, that’s good. Unlike the creator, Brett Brown gets more years to see this Process through. And deservingly so. Sure, he got his dick chopped off and handed to him by Brad Stevens in the playoffs, but Brown got plenty of time to make up for it. All his players love, respect, and play balls out for him. It would be stupid not to ride out this ship with Brett, for now. Good for him.

As for the other Sixers “News”:

See, that’s bad.

Oh, and this just dropped that I’m sure we’ll delve into more. See, that’s CRAZYTOWN BAD.